There's a whole lotta blurring going on in the official version of the new Tokio Hotel video — which is why we're going the uncesored route. Before you clicky click, just know there's nothing all that sexy under the blurs, unless you've got a thing for well-endowed blue monsters that ejaculate ping pong balls. Once you get past that, you're in for a loose revenge tale told via a GIF-friendly style where three alien women strike back at the aforementioned jerk. 

Talk about close collaborators... Elliphant and MØ enjoy a night on the town doing what they do: Smoking, drinking, getting undressed and making out.

Is the fact they're dressed like Geishas (in Adidas tracksuits) some kind of commentary on the subservient "we exist to please" role women play in many videos? Hmmm...

This post-heavy video unfurls like a poster collage featuring Filipino band Eraserheads who are apparently...

a) Famous enough in the Phillipines to warrant an Esquire Magazine cover and tie-in for this video

b) Releasing new music after a 10 year break

... but you don't need to know any of that to dig the kaleidoscopic video.

Expecting Gotham majestics in the video for SBTRK's masterful "New Dorp. New York" featuring Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig? Sorry. But that's not to say this animated video doesn't have the right vibe — it's just doesn't play with the art deco references of the song, nor does it have anything to do with Staten Island's place with the 2nd best name (number 1 will always remain Fresh Kills).

Two things may always remain the grasp of Ylvis: The tricky knot known as the Trucker's Hitch, and spinning off another oddball global smash on the scale of their "Fox" video. That said, "Trucker's Hitch" looks good, has a dance for you to figure out, and hits many of the same set-ups as good ol' Foxy — and already has two million YouTube views as of this writing. So, maybe they'll figure this knot out after all...

PS: How can there not be a baloon knot joke here?

Eden XO isn't too cool to dance, she just knows that doing it on an actual street is way cooler than a pre-fab set or on a perfectly lit stage. And she's cool enough to know how to rock something that's just the right amount of matchy-matchy with the background.

An otherworldly performance video with a band seemingly made of constellations — made possible by using the IR emitter of an XBox Kinect to project infrared dots onto the band, and using a modified RED Epic camera to pick up that non-visible light. Cool? Yes. Hard to explain? Yes — so, check Creators Project for the details...